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Full House (He still hates Bob Saget though).Jeopardy (He once had a dream where Alex Trebek had a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake).Previous Video | Next Video Favorite Songs Once was refused as a contestant on Wheel of Fortune and said he wanted to call Vanna White a bitch in person and tie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole and let the UPS guy buttfuck him.Then the manager called him a DUMBASS, like he's his DAD and SHIT. Once kicked out of a Lens Crafters because he couldn't stop calling people DICKS.Can silence a door-to-door salesman by telling him to make like a banana and SHIT!.He is unaware of the location of his GOD DAMN pants.Also, WHAT THE FUCKING PISS, THAT WAS FUCKING STUPID. Once massaged Heads & Shoulders Shampoo into his eyes just for the SHIT COCK of it.

Drives an ass-fuck ugly red '94 Geo Prizm.

Has a liver kidney disorder, which prevents him from eating foods with a high FUCKING salt content.

From experience, he has determined the fucking difference between shitting & pissing out a bathroom window.

Owns a toolbox FUCK full of forks, which he keeps in the shitting kitchen.

His latest ex-wife is actually Rosie O'fucking Donnell, DAMN IT his son knows her secret.

Has two ex-wives, one that still visits him to make his fucking breakfast and bitch about her mother.

Can freely change the month simply by yelling 'PISS'.

With this information, many began to suspect that he was not dead and infac- HOLY SHIT! I GOTTA GO! SOME SQUIRREL'S FUCKING MY TOMATOES! Known Facts about Danny Also, in the first video, when he talks about watching Scooby Doo, he's wearing a Columbus Blue Jackets jersey. How does he know this? Apparently the only Jolly Pirate Donuts that exists is in Columbus OH. He also discovered his residence, where he found out that the Tourette's Guy rented the house where the videos were filmed, was friends with the owner (who appeared in the pickles clip), owned a red car, his phone number, and that he used to live in an apartment. In 2008, after news of Tourette's Guys apparent death circulated the interwebz, a user from Facepunch named UziXxX who has no life opened up an investigation into Danny's personal life due to another Facepunch user allegedly spotting the Tourette's Guy in a Kroger.Īfter a lengthy and one-hour investigation (HOLY SHIT! BALLS!) he concluded that Danny lived in Columbus, Ohio. Danny also hates actor Rick Moranis and wishes he was molested on the set of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids behind the scenes. He has one son who is a retard and sounds like a pussy when he talks on camera. Danny is a fluent speaker of idiot and Mexican. Apparently, around that time he developed Tourette's and now resides on teh Internets. He has reportedly lived in New Jersey but all of the blacks and long-legged pissed off Puerto Ricans pwned his ass right back out. And before that he was married to some bitch name Barb. Also, because her homemade Spaghetti did not taste as he would prefer. He was married to Shirlena for 15 damn years and was forced to move because his wife was fucking everybody in Bismark. To get the most from this site, please enable JavaScript.Danny was born at least 100 years ago in North Dakota.

You really should shave after every meal honey.

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It takes hours and hours of relentless rehearsal to make it look like we're having fun.

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Here's what you gotta hold us after school this whole place is like junior high will do it now and do it after the show it's up to you.

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Do you wanna see Danny Tanner 's weiner?.

Boxers highly skilled athletes or bullies inshore.Saget provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on How I Met Your Mother. He hosted America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997.

Saget played Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full House (1987–1995) and its Netflix sequel Fuller House (2016–2020).

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